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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Junior Engineer jobs? · Latest report #h5tbch7e
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are currently busy coding the very thing that replaces you.
Junior dev (currently training the agent that kills them)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Shipping features while you sleep.
ow.youAI▸ CODEGEN AGENT V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your repo and commits perfection
You write ticket-based feature code, attend endless grooming sessions, and fix bugs in legacy microservices.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Your style guide is now enforced by a heartless script.
Week 10
The AI writes the boilerplate code you hate.
Month 5
Bugs are assigned and closed without your input.
Month 9
The machine reviews its own code for compliance.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system replaces your access with a maintenance script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
too slow
Jira ticket velocity
48 hours
Average PR review time
high
Coffee consumption units
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own dead repo.
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