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Will AI replace Junior Executive jobs? · Latest report #6aiwt7mv
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsNepotism is a legacy system that the algorithm will patch out.
Junior executive and master of strategic desk staring.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Making ownership decisions mathematically sound.
splat.you▸ NEPOGUARD AI V3.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delegates all decisions to a random number
You oversee company operations through high-level meetings and strategic direction, assuming you aren't just here to fill space.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can convince the board to ignore the numbers.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated tools begin tracking all your email and communication patterns.
Month 5
AI starts suggesting decisions based on real company performance metrics.
Month 10
An agent attends meetings to summarize points while you stay home.
Month 15
The board prefers the machine’s output to your quarterly guesses.
Month 19 · D-Day
A terminal message informs you that your title is redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
3 hours
Coffee-break duration
Zero
Strategic insight density
110%
Success attribution to self
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one lunch voucher.
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