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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou exist to forward emails and call it creative leadership.
Junior producer of spreadsheets and emotional baggage
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Feedback loops closed in nanoseconds.
split.you▸ STUDIOSCRIPT-AI 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends automated correction emails every six seconds
You chase artists for status updates and argue about the color of plastic merchandise.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when an animator is lying about finishing their render.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scrapes Slack and Jira to update production dashboards automatically.
Month 4
Vision models instantly critique artist work against IP style guides.
Month 8
The AI handles all communication and scheduling with the animation team.
Month 13
Scanners compare toy prototypes to brand assets without human input.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system completes the entire production.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4.2 hours
Average feedback latency
112
Emails per day
98 percent
Artist annoyance level
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Networking'.
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