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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour spreadsheets are just dying to be deleted by my code.
Junior analyst (mostly PivotTables, occasionally meaningful work)
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You spend all day cleaning messy data in Excel and building slide decks for senior managers to ignore.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows where the hidden row in the model actually goes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts replace your manual Excel cleanup routine immediately.
Month 4
Your legacy models move to cloud-native database structures.
Month 8
Presentation layers now pull real-time data without human intervention.
Month 12
Sensors identify which meetings you attend are totally pointless.
Month 14 · D-Day
The login account is disabled as the system self-optimizes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
14 per week
Average VLOOKUP errors
22 per week
Hours spent reformatting slides
14 months
Time until output deprecation
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale donut.
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