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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsEnjoy your final months of coloring cells that nobody actually reads.
Master of Excel shortcuts and professional pitch deck janitor.
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No more late night formatting sessions.
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You spend your days cleaning messy data in Excel and formatting pitch decks for partners who ignore them.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which hidden row holds the real source formula.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
Smart scripts begin pulling and sorting your messy external feeds.
Month 6
AI models build your slides before you even open PowerPoint.
Month 11
Background software finds your VLOOKUP errors before the boss does.
Month 15
Algorithms predict feedback so you stop re-doing work for nothing.
Month 19 · D-Day
The server finishes your tasks while you clear your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
40 weekly
Hours spent on PPT
12 daily
VLOOKUP errors made
6 per shift
Coffee cups consumed
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale blueberry muffin.
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