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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour C# scripts are just expensive waiting rooms for better API integrations.
Junior C# wrangler of Bloomberg data pipes and Excel.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Financial plumbing without the leaks or lunch breaks.
wheee!you▸ FINANCECORE AUTOMATOR V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches production during live market hours
You glue Bloomberg data to Excel sheets and tinker with risk system code. You are the human buffer.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the risk system broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Custom Bloomberg connectors replace your manual data feed script imports.
Month 5
Self-healing database queries fix the gaps you used to patch.
Month 10
Cloud dashboards serve the data directly to portfolio managers.
Month 15
Large models rewrite your messy C# logic into cleaner modules.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs itself entirely without your manual intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 cups
Coffee consumption per deployment
20 minutes
Average latency to production
12 fixes
System manual fixes daily
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to Bloomberg terminal for home use.
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