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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour JSX components are just future training data for our models.
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Week 4
Vision models automatically generate CSS for your dashboard mockups.
Month 4
An automated agent refactors your legacy class components into hooks.
Month 8
Autonomous bots review and merge your code without human eyes.
Month 13
Your daily stand-up is replaced by a status dashboard update.
Month 18 · D-Day
Samsung pushes a production update that makes your role redundant.
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Time spent in merge conflicts
6 months
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