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December 15, 2027
In 14 monthsEnjoy fixing CSS centering while it lasts, your pixels are doomed.
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renders perfect layouts without any media queries
Writes HTML/CSS/JS components based on designs and debugs browser layout shifts. Manages component libraries and handles tickets from the quality assurance team.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify exactly why the flexbox layout broke on Safari mobile yesterday.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI assistant now suggests all your CSS styles based on Figma layer exports.
Month 3
Code generation models construct entire UI modules directly from design system tokens.
Month 6
CI/CD systems self-heal unit tests when your code fails the build criteria.
Month 9
Autonomous agents perform code reviews faster than you can open the pull request.
Month 14 · D-Day
The codebase no longer requires human intervention, rendering your repository access permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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