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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour Jira ticket backlog is currently being digested by a script.
Junior Full Stack (mostly StackOverflow, emotionally fragile)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Writing cleaner syntax without the existential dread.
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refactors your entire repo in seconds
You spend your days pushing minor CSS fixes and writing unit tests for code you barely understand. Your output is primarily noise for the senior engineer's review.
The one thing AI can't do
You can uniquely articulate why a legacy monolith is still held together with duct tape.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM scans your current repository to identify redundant patterns and common logical errors.
Week 9
The system writes and executes 100 percent of your unit tests with zero human intervention.
Month 3
A vision model detects layout regressions and adjusts CSS variables in real-time to match mockups.
Month 5
All your code contributions are now submitted, reviewed, and merged by a background agent.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access credentials are revoked as the system achieves complete self-sustaining software maintenance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4.2 mugs
Coffee consumed per commit
6.5 hours
Hours spent on StackOverflow
89 percent
Code reviews rejected
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic meditation app.
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