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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Junior Game Developer jobs? · Latest report #g5r8qk9e
Your job has an expiration date
April 16, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsEnjoy writing the inventory system before the AI does it better.
Code monkey with a growing stack of tickets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Shipping features while you drink cold coffee.
glub.youAI▸ DEVFLOW SYNTH-ENGINE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches build errors faster than human eyes
You spend all day fixing bugs in someone else's code and tweaking minor UI elements for senior developers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still tell your boss why the physics engine glitched at 3 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting fixes for your messy pull requests immediately.
Month 4
Smart agents take over writing all your repetitive inventory scripts.
Month 8
Autonomous agents identify and patch crashes before you even wake up.
Month 13
A vision model builds and animates menu layouts without human input.
Month 18 · D-Day
The entire junior team is replaced by a single local script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per commit
6 hours
Time spent in merge hell
3.2
Bugs created per feature
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one year of free coffee.
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