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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Junior Game Programmer jobs? · Latest report #evdmy5kn
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend all day fixing bugs that your replacement won't create.
Junior dev (mostly StackOverflow, allergic to memory leaks)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Game logic without the human error
toast.you▸ SCRIPTSLAYER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises your spaghetti code into runtime machine-code
You write scripts to handle game logic and chase down elusive engine crashes. You spend hours debugging build errors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which line broke the game build at 3 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models start autocompleting your functions with better logic than yours.
Month 5
Automated tools scan the repo and fix your memory leaks instantly.
Month 9
Cloud-based compilers stop needing your input to resolve dependencies.
Month 14
Design docs turn directly into functional code without human translation.
Month 18 · D-Day
The engine auto-updates to a version where you are no longer required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99 percent
Code review fatigue
45 minutes
Average build wait time
too few
Bugs fixed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of energy drinks and regret.
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