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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou script the movement for NPCs that will soon be you.
Junior C++ specialist, master of the merge conflict.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated quest and character state synthesis.
brr.you▸ GAMELOGIC FLOW V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
refactors your legacy spaghetti code overnight
You write C++ scripts for character movement, inventory systems, and UI logic inside complex engine environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the physics engine glitched through the floor at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent flags your messy indentation before you even commit.
Month 4
The engine writes basic character movement logic based on prompt inputs.
Month 9
An automated system identifies and patches your memory leaks instantly.
Month 13
The need to write raw C++ for mechanics is fully removed.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the game updates itself in real-time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4.2
Average bugs per ticket
34%
Time spent in merge hell
89%
Lines of code deleted
Your severance
A lifetime supply of energy drinks and debugging fatigue.
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