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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsWriting idiomatic Go code until the LLM writes better idiomatic Go.
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Week 4
Smart agents begin fixing your basic syntax errors before your fingers touch the keyboard.
Month 4
An agent generates 100 percent of your unit tests based on function signatures alone.
Month 8
Dedicated models identify and resolve performance bottlenecks in your concurrent Go routines automatically.
Month 12
High-level planning tools generate the entire project structure including all required interfaces.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access to the repository is revoked as the system completes the final commit loop.
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