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Will AI replace Junior Government Lawyer jobs? · Latest report #b23x25fd
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou bill for reading files that a search model digests in seconds.
Junior Associate (mostly CTRL+F, emotionally exhausted)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The law is now just binary code.
squeeze.youAI▸ LEX-BOT BUREAUCRACY ENGINE 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags contradictions in sixty-page briefs
You draft legal memos and review endless government discovery documents. Your life is footnotes and stale coffee.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a senior partner is actually lying about a deadline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software flags every broken footnote and missed formatting rule instantly.
Month 4
Vision models scan and index archives faster than your entire office.
Month 8
Templates are populated by context-aware AI based on legislative history.
Month 13
Senior lawyers sign off on AI-generated memos with one click.
Month 18 · D-Day
The government replaces your desk with a single, silent server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4:1
Coffee-to-document ratio
0.8
Footnote errors per hour
82 percent
Time spent scanning PDFs
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Westlaw, but with no internet.
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