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September 28, 2027
In 11 monthsConverting your soul into beige pension fund brochures, one click away.
Junior Designer (mostly Adobe CC, allergic to feedback)
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Brand compliance without the human whining.
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You spend your day adjusting kerning on retirement slides and resizing logos for internal corporate memos.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the CEO prefers that specific font.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
The software scans your entire library to learn your branding rules.
Week 10
Templates now build themselves while you manually verify the output.
Month 5
Sensors identify design errors before you even open the file.
Month 9
The system handles all revisions without needing a human eye.
Month 11 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the design server takes control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
800
Slides reformatted per hour
0%
Brand guidelines ignored
too many
Coffee breaks taken
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic font library.
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