Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Junior High Teacher jobs? · Latest report #56sde8nh
Your job has an expiration date
November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthTeenagers have no interest in your analogies anyway.
Professional referee of hormone-fueled academic decline.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite patience for every repetitive question.
glub.youAI▸ EDUBOT CORE-9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
neutralizes social drama with logic algorithms
Managing hormonal chaos while delivering state-mandated curriculum in rooms that smell like gym socks and adolescent anxiety.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a genuine moment of curiosity in a student's eyes across a room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated vision models score essays faster than your ink pen.
Month 10
Individual pods isolate students from their peers' distractions.
Month 20
Curriculum adjusts instantly to the speed of each child.
Year 2.5
Sensors replace the need for physical conflict resolution.
Year 4 · D-Day
Classroom supervision is fully offloaded to the central network.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42
Average eye rolls per period
180
Seconds until class is chaotic
100%
Grade books successfully ignored
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium meditation app.
Discussion
