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July 22, 2032
In 5 years, 9 monthsYou teach algebra and teach blocking, both poorly, to distracted teens.
Teacher of fractions and fundamental zone defense strategies
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Patience is hardcoded, discipline is binary.
toast.youAI▸ MENTORBOT-SECONDARY-9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARS, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers detention via push notification
You deliver state-mandated curriculum, grade endless papers, and run drills for uncoordinated teenagers after school ends.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can stop a food fight with a stern look.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors verify student presence before you finish calling roll.
Month 15
Optical scanners process worksheets and update grade books instantly.
Year 2.5
AR headsets map optimal routes for your players on the field.
Year 3.8
Stationary robots maintain quiet in the room through auditory feedback.
Year 6 · D-Day
Human supervision is phased out for centralized virtual-learning oversight pods.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
4 minutes
Average student focus duration
12 percent
Papers graded while crying
4 annually
Whistles lost in field grass
Your severance
a whistle and a box of unsharpened pencils
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