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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsConverting your indentations into legacy code one missing tag at a time.
Junior dev (mostly Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, 100% imposter syndrome)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pixel perfect, zero human error, infinite uptime.
squeeze.youAI▸ MARKUP-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
refactors entire codebases without documentation
You write static markup and struggle with nested divs. An LLM now generates this in milliseconds without complaining.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still remember which obscure browser bug made you cry in 2022.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your IDE starts predicting entire blocks of your HTML tags.
Week 9
Automated tools fix your formatting before you even press save.
Month 3
An AI agent translates Figma files directly into semantic HTML.
Month 4
A bot denies all your pull requests for minor syntax errors.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked because the site now builds itself live.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4 cups
Coffee per commit
High
Div soup density
Constant
StackOverflow refresh rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired energy drinks.
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