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December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYou exist primarily to format fonts that nobody actually reads.
Junior analyst (professional PowerPoint artist and Excel jockey)
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automates pitch deck formatting overnight
You build complex financial models in Excel and draft pitch decks for senior bankers to ignore.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a Managing Director is in a bad mood.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Optical character recognition pulls data from PDFs directly into models.
Month 3
Neural networks enforce formatting rules across all corporate presentations.
Month 6
Algorithms generate DCF and LBO outputs without human spreadsheet manipulation.
Month 9
Real-time agents replace manual Bloomberg terminal entry and synthesis.
Month 14 · D-Day
The desk is cleared and the terminal account is deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
95
Average weekly hours
0.4 liters
Coffee intake per slide
12
Formatting errors per day
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one cold bagel
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