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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Junior IT Analyst jobs? · Latest report #di6yzike
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour manual ticket sorting is just a slow algorithm waiting for deletion.
Junior Analyst (expert at saying 'have you tried restarting?')
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated triage for the mindless middleman.
glub.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 7000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocloses all tickets without reading them
You triage incoming support tickets, reset passwords, and document minor system bugs in a Jira backlog.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of explaining why the VPN failed to a frustrated executive.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting canned responses based on ticket keywords.
Month 4
The password reset process fully ignores your human input.
Month 8
Bots automatically move your tickets to 'Closed' without human intervention.
Month 12
A script now generates your status update for the manager.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access account is deleted to save on license costs.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
0.04 seconds
Average ticket resolution
42 percent
Human error rate
Critical levels
Jira ticket fatigue
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a coding tutorial site.
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