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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are currently the living embodiment of a reboot request.
Junior apprentice, professional cable-untangler and password-reset expert.
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Automated ticket closing for the modern void.
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auto-closes all tickets via machine learning
You spend your days resetting passwords, re-imaging office laptops, and waiting for senior staff to stop ignoring you.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique social grace required to explain to the VP why they cannot print from their smart fridge.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated bots handle all password resets and account provisioning.
Month 4
Cloud deployment software replaces manual re-imaging of company laptops.
Month 10
A chatbot interface now answers all basic hardware troubleshooting queries.
Month 15
Software automatically detects and repairs network connectivity issues.
Month 19 · D-Day
System access revoked as your account is deleted from the directory.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
42
Passwords reset daily
8 hours
Ticket resolution time
5 mugs
Coffee intake
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one used ethernet cable.
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