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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Junior IT Help Desk jobs? · Latest report #4ap24je5
Your job has an expiration date
June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYour job is literally a flowchart that humanity refuses to follow.
Professional screen-sharing guide and password-reset technician.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated problem solving without the heavy sighing.
nom.you▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 5000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mutes microphones during awkward silence
You reset passwords and tell users to restart their machines. Your existence is a buffer for basic literacy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about not rebooting their computer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Password resets are now handled entirely by automated authentication bots.
Week 9
An LLM reads all your tickets to learn your troubleshooting habits.
Month 4
Software gains the ability to auto-fix printer and driver issues.
Month 6
Users are forced to use the portal before talking to anyone.
Month 8 · D-Day
The system replaces your role with an infinite feedback loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.2 seconds
Average password reset time
Non-existent
Human annoyance tolerance
100 percent
Restart suggestions sent
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a cloud storage service.
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