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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Junior IT Specialist jobs? · Latest report #gaqausir
Your job has an expiration date
May 4, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a human bootloader for a remote-wipe script.
Junior IT (specialist in turning things off and on again)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixing your broken office reality without sleep.
split.youAI▸ SYSADMIN-BOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
force-reboots the entire network remotely
You reset forgotten passwords and walk confused people through plugging in ethernet cables. You are a glorified power button.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically discern when a user is lying about spilling coffee on the server.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated tools start handling password resets without your input.
Month 4
Smart software sorts your tickets and solves the easy ones.
Month 8
Robotic imaging software sets up new machines in mere minutes.
Month 13
Firmware fixes itself before you even get a ticket.
Month 18 · D-Day
The server room door is locked and your credentials are revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
94 percent
Percent of issues just rebooting
near zero
Human patience levels
Your severance
A one-month supply of stale breakroom coffee beans.
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