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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Junior IT Support jobs? · Latest report #m658vcux
Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2027
In 14 monthsYour career path is a reboot loop leading to a permanent crash.
Junior Tier-1 (expert in turning things off and on)
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Automated problem resolution for the modern desk
stretchy.youAI▸ SYSADMIN-SENTINEL V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-escalates tickets to non-existent departments
Junior IT support staff handle password resets, ticket triaging, printer connectivity, and basic hardware provisioning. They function as the primary interface for trivial office technical frustrations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about not restarting their machine.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your own support tickets are parsed by the AI to build its decision engine.
Month 3
Self-service identity portals replace your manual intervention for forgotten passwords.
Month 6
Chat-bots handle the majority of basic connectivity queries without human escalation.
Month 10
Inventory management software automates asset tracking and user software deployments.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is disabled and your access logs are purged by the central system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.002s
Ticket Triage Speed
Zero
Coffee Break Frequency
100%
Password Reset Accuracy
Your severance
One complimentary legacy ethernet cable and a mousepad.
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