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Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYour reboot loop is the only thing keeping you employed today.
Master of the printer queue and lost credentials.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the ticket queue into oblivion
bzzt.youAI▸ ADMINBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
resets passwords while you watch helplessly
You reset forgotten passwords and manually image laptops until the end of time.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically wiggle a loose VGA cable that no sensor detects.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Users start resetting their own passwords without bothering you.
Month 3
Machines pull images from the cloud while you watch.
Month 7
Smart switches fix their own routing without your manual help.
Month 10
Robots track and dispense spare parts better than your spreadsheet.
Month 16 · D-Day
The ticket queue goes live, human intervention reaches absolute zero.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
3 minutes
Average password reset time
42 incidents
Tickets closed per shift
3 liters
Coffee consumed before 9am
Your severance
One free firmware update for your personal router.
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