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Will AI replace Junior Joinery Draftsman jobs? · Latest report #y9xn9hja
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January 16, 2028
In 15 monthsConverting your wood fantasies into spreadsheets before lunch.
Junior Joinery Draftsman (frightened by complex corner profiles)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning hand-drawn chicken scratches into finished reality.
blub.you▸ CAD-VANTAGE V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect technical cut lists in seconds
You trace cabinet sections and translate client sketches into production drawings. It is essentially just geometry with more anxiety.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a joinery joint design is structurally doomed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI-driven CAD tools start suggesting joinery fixes automatically.
Month 4
Project files update themselves based on warehouse stock levels.
Month 8
A vision model checks every drawing for structural errors.
Month 13
The system creates production-ready plans directly from napkin sketches.
Month 15 · D-Day
The human draftsman is successfully converted into a legacy memory.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4.2
Average errors per plan
60 percent
Time spent questioning life
8 cups
Coffee consumed per project
Your severance
A blunt chisel and a box of wood filler.
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