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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour draft contracts are just training data for a cheaper upgrade.
Junior Associate (specializing in labor law and caffeine addiction)
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Billable hours are a relic of the past.
glub.youAI▸ LEXICORE-7 LEGAL SUITE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
identifies precedent gaps in three seconds
You draft employment agreements and review corporate restructuring plans. You handle legal compliance and commercial negotiation paperwork.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standardized contract clauses are auto-generated by your new software suite.
Month 4
Natural language processors flag labor code violations in seconds.
Month 8
Algorithms optimize staffing costs without needing your manual review.
Month 13
Automated filing systems bypass the need for physical lobbying efforts.
Month 18 · D-Day
The firm realizes human billable hours are no longer required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
98 percent faster
Document review time
zero liters
Coffee consumption
entirely removed
Billable hour fatigue
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of air conditioning.
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