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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou bill six-minute increments for tasks a script finishes in seconds.
Junior associate (currently drowning in discovery docs).
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Billable hours are now permanently zero.
ow.youAI▸ LEX-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags critical contract risks instantly
You draft discovery documents, review endless contracts for clauses, and perform legal research for senior partners.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a senior partner is about to explode over a typo.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standard legal filings are now generated by a simple prompt.
Month 5
Optical character recognition reads every page in your document rooms.
Month 9
AI writes the first drafts while you only check for sanity.
Month 14
Machine logic identifies the exact clauses worth a partner's time.
Month 18 · D-Day
Firm servers perform your job autonomously during the night shift.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
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Average weekly hours
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Too high
Discovery document error rate
Your severance
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