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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou are a glorified spellchecker for thousand-page documents nobody actually reads.
Junior M&A associate (mostly Word, eternally coffee-fueled).
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Billable hours are a memory.
nom.you▸ LEGALI-SCAN 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags critical contract risks in seconds
You spend days reviewing contracts and redlining acquisition agreements. Most of your time is spent on document due diligence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific clause is too risky for a client.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Templates replace your manual drafting of basic legal documents.
Month 4
Algorithms flag inconsistencies across massive deal document stacks.
Month 9
Software manages closing checklists and tracks signature page completion.
Month 15
Neural nets suggest revisions and track changes automatically.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
42
typos per contract
lethal
caffeine intake
80 weekly
average billable hours
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our legal-bot drafting tool.
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