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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou bill for reading, I scan for flaws in seconds.
Junior Associate (expert in PDFs and existential dread)
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Litigation speed, zero hourly billable bloat.
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flags contradictory case law in milliseconds
Reviews discovery documents for relevance and drafts routine motions. Relies heavily on precedent research for senior partner briefs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle fear in a witness during cross-examination.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Natural language tools start handling all routine document discovery searches.
Month 4
Legal templates generate your motion drafts based on client facts.
Month 8
AI flags key evidence while you watch a progress bar.
Month 13
Partners skip the junior layer and interact with our dashboard.
Month 18 · D-Day
The billing department switches to automated project flat-fee processing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
1000x faster
Document review speed
Zero
Billable hours error
None
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Your severance
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