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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are paid to format slides that an AI finishes by lunch.
Junior deck designer, expert in font alignment and misery.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Your strategy, now in perfect vector graphics.
brr.you▸ SLIDEBOT EXECUTIVE SUITE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates bottomless slide decks on demand
You spend days formatting PowerPoint decks and researching market trends. You gather data for partners to ignore.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is furious.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI templates replace your manual icon placement and font adjustments.
Month 4
Scrapers replace your market size and industry trend data gathering.
Month 9
Software tracks your activity and invoices clients without human input.
Month 14
LLMs draft the strategic insights previously requested from junior staff.
Month 19 · D-Day
A single script generates the entire firm's quarterly output.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
142
Slides formatted per week
Toxic
Coffee intake during crunch
0.00%
Meaningful impact on client
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one branded coffee mug.
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