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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
August 28, 2027
In 10 monthsYou negotiate billboard space; my algorithms just bought the entire city grid.
Junior Consultant (mostly Excel, occasionally actual human interaction)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Buying inventory before you even open Outlook.
squeeze.youAI▸ ADSTREAM AUTOMATA V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autobids every inventory slot in real-time
You build out-of-home media strategies and haggle over site pricing. This is essentially spreadsheet entry with more posturing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the ritual of pretending you like the media owner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scrapers crawl every rate card and site list to build a comprehensive real-time database.
Week 9
Algorithms execute purchasing contracts based on pre-set campaign reach and frequency parameters.
Month 5
A linguistic model mimics your email style to secure lower rates from media owners automatically.
Month 8
Visual engines generate all client-facing proof-of-performance decks without human drafting.
Month 10 · D-Day
You are invited to log off as the system assumes full authority over OOH spend.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
14%
Average margin error
42
Email back-and-forth
High
Coffee intake
Your severance
Two weeks of complimentary access to an empty billboard.
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