Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Junior Municipal Planner jobs? · Latest report #gc6z52ja
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour zoning permit spreadsheet is just a database waiting to be deleted.
Paper pusher in the city hall basement.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Rules as code, faster than public debate.
bzzt.youAI▸ ZONINGAUTOMATA X-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
denies building permits with cold logic
You review building permit applications against outdated zoning codes and attend endless town hall meetings to hear complaints.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a developer is lying to your face in a public hearing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All permit applications move to a mandatory cloud submission portal.
Month 4
Zoning bylaws are uploaded to a logic engine for instant verification.
Month 8
Draft staff reports are generated automatically based on code data.
Month 13
Complaints are filtered by sentiment analysis instead of human hearing.
Month 18 · D-Day
The planning department is consolidated into a single background server process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
40 hours/week
Time spent listening to NIMBY complaints
Too many
Zoning code pages read by human
High
Permit rejection rate
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the local dump.
Discussion
