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Your job has an expiration date
October 23, 2027
In 12 monthsYou exist solely to turn coffee into legacy code debt.
Still waiting for his first actual production push
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Writes better classes while you sleep.
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refactors spaghetti code into clean modules
You write C# classes and fix minor bugs in enterprise apps. Your time is mostly spent waiting for builds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a human manager why the build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents start writing your boilerplate methods for you.
Month 3
Scripts auto-generate and submit your code changes for review.
Month 6
Testing frameworks verify the machine code without your input.
Month 9
Systems monitor logs and patch errors before they happen.
Month 12 · D-Day
The repository is locked and human access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
42 minutes
Average build wait time
3.5
Jira tickets closed weekly
14
StackOverflow tab count
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a coding tutorial site.
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