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Will AI replace Junior Network Engineer jobs? · Latest report #6cdkatdp
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour job is literally just waiting for a link light to blink.
Junior Network Engineer (mostly VLAN tagging, emotionally exhausted)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing networks without the human lag.
ow.youAI▸ NETBOT INFRASTRUCTURE ORCHESTRATOR 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures routing tables before latency hits zero
You spend all day plugging in ethernet cables, checking VLAN tags, and rebooting unresponsive rack-mounted switches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can physically trace a tangled mess of patch cables behind a rack by touch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software starts logging switch health to identify failure patterns automatically.
Month 4
VLAN tagging scripts take over your manual configuration duties.
Month 8
Smart power distribution units eliminate the need for manual cable pulls.
Month 13
AI scanners create real-time maps replacing your messy paper documentation.
Month 18 · D-Day
The self-healing network controller assumes full control over all hardware.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
72 percent
Time spent pinging
412 total
Cables moved per week
High level
Average alert fatigue
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic cable management app.
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