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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou explain Kubernetes manifests to people who just want them gone.
Junior Consultant (mostly YAML, emotionally tired by cloud migration)
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Architecting clouds without the fragile human input
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automates cluster migrations while you sleep
You draft slide decks on infrastructure strategy and attend meetings to justify cloud migrations for enterprise clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am after a bad config push.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Smart templates generate your infrastructure slide decks in seconds.
Month 3
Code agents write and test your Kubernetes manifests automatically.
Month 7
AI avatars attend discovery meetings to give standard migration advice.
Month 13
Autonomous scripts fix your broken CI/CD pipelines before you wake.
Month 19 · D-Day
The client replaces your services with a fully automated migration framework.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
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Slides authored daily
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Coffee-to-Kubernetes ratio
11 per week
Meaningless migration meetings
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