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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour volatility model is just a glorified spreadsheet that hates you.
Junior gas trader (mostly Excel, terrified of Greeks).
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Calculating the death of human alpha.
glub.youAI▸ QUANTBOT LIQUIDATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates your entire book in two milliseconds
You price TTF gas options and manage complex structured deals based on JKM spread risk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate a reason for the trade when the firm's compliance demands it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull market data faster than you can blink.
Month 4
Black-Scholes algorithms calculate options values without your manual errors.
Month 8
Robotic agents balance your Greeks based on real-time volatility.
Month 12
Structured product templates generate themselves based on client needs.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked, and the bot takes your desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
99.9 Percent
Spread Arbitrage Success
High
Human Emotion Error
Microseconds
Execution Latency
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a coding bootcamp.
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