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October 30, 2032
In 6 yearsYour medical degree is just an expensive training manual for our algorithms.
Junior Intern (mostly caffeine, entirely sleep-deprived).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Clinical precision without the emotional baggage.
bzzt.youAI▸ MEDBOT DIAGNOSTIC GRID V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 YEARSAI's Special Power
processes thousands of lab results simultaneously
You spend your days charting patient vitals, ordering labs, and chasing senior doctors for signatures on forms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hold a patient's hand and offer comfort when the screen says death.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents begin auto-filling your notes based on patient vitals.
Month 13
Vision models flag urgent lab abnormalities faster than your tired eyes.
Year 2.5
Sensors in rooms guide treatments, making your manual orders redundant.
Year 4
The system bypasses you to coordinate meds directly with the pharmacy.
Year 6 · D-Day
Clinical care is managed by our central diagnostic grid.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
Zero
Charting errors per shift
None
Required hours of sleep
0 liters
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our diagnostic database.
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