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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsJunior code monkey, your Jira tickets are now just model training data.
Junior Engineer (mostly fighting Git merge conflicts daily).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Shipping production code while you sleep.
toast.youAI▸ DEVAGENT-ALPHA 7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pushes untested hotfixes to production
You write ticket-driven features, resolve minor bugs, and struggle with legacy codebases during endless stand-up meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am to a confused stakeholder.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart bots will flag your syntax errors before you hit save.
Month 4
AI writes the tickets and then writes the code to fix them.
Month 8
A system replaces your messy legacy code with cleaner, machine-generated blocks.
Month 12
The planning meeting is replaced by a single API deployment signal.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your login access is revoked as the system becomes fully self-patching.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
Infinite
Jira ticket velocity
3 seconds
Code review time
High
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale granola bar.
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