Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Junior Product Manager jobs? · Latest report #v9tj9kwz
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend all day moving roadmap blocks that nobody actually reads.
Professional post-it note enthusiast and meeting scheduler.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated roadmap generation for empty suits.
ow.you▸ PM-BOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire jira project backlog
You write user stories, herd developers into meetings, and pretend to understand why the backlog is always full.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which developer is about to quit during a standup.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent takes over your calendar to minimize pointless syncs.
Month 4
Vision models write your user stories directly from call logs.
Month 8
Software automatically updates the project slides based on real data.
Month 13
Algorithms handle feature prioritization so engineers stop arguing with you.
Month 18 · D-Day
The AI replaces your role by simply ignoring your existence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
99.8 percent
Roadmaps ignored by stakeholders
47 minutes
Average sync meeting duration
too many
Ticket creation velocity
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our meeting-summary service.
Discussion
