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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTraining code models on your own death warrant is efficient, right?
Typing syntax while dreaming of actual architectural authority.
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pushes production code without unit tests
Writes basic code features, fixes minor bugs, and attends endless sprint planning meetings to justify their existence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart IDE extensions begin auto-completing your entire functional blocks.
Month 4
Bots replace senior devs in rubber-stamping your pull requests.
Month 7
Agents now scan the backlog and fix your tickets automatically.
Month 11
New features are generated by LLMs, bypassing the need for junior code.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked during your final standup.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
0.0001 seconds
Code review turnaround
Zero
Bugs introduced
None
Coffee consumed per day
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