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Will AI replace Junior Quantitative Developer jobs? · Latest report #e2fmgpty
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour custom Python scripts are just glorified pre-flight checklists for our models.
Junior Quant (mostly Pandas, secretly Googling linear algebra)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Trading algorithms that never lose their composure.
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optimises portfolios while you sleep
You build pricing models and clean noisy market data for trading desks. You spend hours debugging floating-point errors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the production environment feels 'wrong' before the logs even alert you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now scrub market noise without your manual filtering.
Month 5
Standard pricing models are now built using self-evolving templates.
Month 10
Algorithms automatically identify and patch bugs in your trade logic.
Month 15
Your proprietary trading strategies are rewritten into optimized machine code.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system replaces all your manual commits with continuous autonomous deployment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
4.2 mugs
Coffee consumed per pull request
68 percent
Time spent fighting legacy APIs
too many
Floating point precision errors
Your severance
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