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Will AI replace Junior Reporter jobs? · Latest report #62dnc5uf
Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYour draft is just a prompt waiting to happen, kid.
Junior Reporter (Expert in typos and waiting for editors)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth, speed, and zero editorial ego.
oof.you▸ SCOOPGENERATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
extracts truth from PR spin instantly
You hunt for scoops, transcribe messy interviews, and write articles before your editor demands a faster rewrite.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the tone of a source who is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Speech-to-text models handle your interviews while you struggle with caffeine.
Month 4
Bots track public records and social feeds to find stories first.
Month 8
Algorithms turn raw data into clean text faster than you blink.
Month 12
Your editor replaces your style with a consistent brand voice.
Month 13 · D-Day
The press release is written by an algorithm about your departure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.04 percent
Quotes hallucinated
800 words
Average word count
too much
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a defunct newspaper archive.
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