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Will AI replace Junior Rocket Propulsion Specialist jobs? · Latest report #ju6sx7sr
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSolving the math for fire while a server does it faster.
Junior Rocket Specialist (mostly CFD, emotionally prone to explosions)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect thrust for every launch.
oof.youAI▸ IGNITION-LOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes nozzle geometry for maximum efficiency
Calculate fuel mass ratios and thermal stresses. Model combustion instability in complex fluid dynamics simulations for engine designs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit when a simulation result feels fundamentally, physically wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors now pipe telemetry directly into the cloud storage.
Month 4
Autonomous agents run and validate fluid dynamic models overnight.
Month 8
Engine geometry is automatically checked against material stress limits.
Month 13
The AI handles the math while you watch the screen.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system takes full control of all propulsion design cycles.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
Zero per year
Thermal math errors
Two million
Simulation runs per hour
None required
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-existent asteroid base.
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