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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTrading type-safety for a retirement package you haven't earned yet.
Junior Rustacean (addicted to trait bounds and misery)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Memory safety without the human ego.
bzzt.you▸ RUSTBOT COMPILE-MASTER V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises your memory allocation while you sleep
You spend all day fighting the borrow checker to fix memory bugs. You mostly copy-paste middleware logic.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am because of a dependency update.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart autocomplete generates 80 percent of your boilerplate code.
Month 4
An agent flags every borrow checker error before you commit.
Month 8
Software automatically rewrites your messy modules into clean logic.
Month 13
The system self-updates and deploys directly to production servers.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access keys are revoked as the system completes itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99 percent
Borrow checker frustration score
40 weekly
Hours spent on PR comments
78 percent
Code written by Copilot
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium mechanical keyboard switches.
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