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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour quota is a data point, and you are currently below it.
Junior Sales (expert in spreadsheets and fake enthusiasm)
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Closing deals while you are sleeping.
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automates cold email outreach cycles
You spend all day tracking cold leads, updating CRM entries, and reciting scripted pitches to uninterested prospects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes convince a human that a product isn't a total disaster.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software starts auto-filling your notes based on meeting transcripts.
Month 4
AI bots handle all initial email and message touchpoints.
Month 8
Algorithms predict which prospects will buy before you even speak.
Month 13
Language models handle all discovery calls perfectly without your input.
Month 19 · D-Day
The sales team is reduced to a single monitor and server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.04 percent
Cold call conversion rate
4 hours daily
CRM idle time
200 daily
LinkedIn connection spam
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Work'.
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