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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Junior Security Developer jobs? · Latest report #tx7u7iqd
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsPatching vulnerabilities you didn't create using tools that will replace you.
Junior Security Dev (fixer of other people's broken code).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated threat hunting at machine speed.
help!youAI▸ SECUREDEPLOY V7.1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates secure code PRs on commit
You triage bug reports, write security patches, and scan codebases for vulnerabilities. Your job is now a prompt.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still argue with the senior engineer about why a specific patch breaks everything.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI filters all security alerts to remove false positives.
Month 4
Agents push secure code suggestions directly into your repository.
Month 8
Systems apply validated patches without human review or approval.
Month 12
Your manual ticket management tasks are handled by autonomous agents.
Month 14 · D-Day
The security infrastructure now maintains itself without any human assistance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2
Bugs squashed daily
8 hours
Time to patch
12
Jira tickets closed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a defunct note-taking app.
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