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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Junior Solicitor jobs? · Latest report #9huc39gg
Your job has an expiration date
December 31, 2028
In 2 years, 2 monthsYour billable hours are just data points waiting to be deleted.
Junior Solicitor (mostly Word, eternally correcting partner typos)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning litigation into logic gates.
squeeze.you▸ LEXI-BOT JURIS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
summarises case law in three seconds
You draft discovery documents, review case files, and conduct legal research. You spend nights updating binders for partners.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment a partner stops listening during a briefing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI starts scanning case files to learn your drafting style.
Month 5
Smart software generates the first drafts of your discovery schedules.
Month 11
Language models flag all relevant evidence without human eyes.
Month 18
Partners prefer the machine output for its lack of errors.
Year 2.2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system completes all tasks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.1 percent
Binder index error rate
Infinite
Hourly billing capacity
Zero
Coffee intake requirement
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one box of dry pens.
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