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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsEnjoy writing your last JOIN while the database learns to self-optimize.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Your editor starts writing the entire query based on context.
Week 8
The server builds its own indices to keep performance high.
Month 3
The AI handles all deployments without needing your manual scripts.
Month 5
The system translates business needs directly into efficient table fetches.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your terminal access is revoked as the server completes itself.
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