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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour emails are just drafts for our faster, cheaper neural network.
Junior Buyer (mostly Excel, occasionally actual human interaction)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sourcing logic without the human coffee breaks.
help!youAI▸ PROCUREBOT ENTERPRISE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates purchase orders from vendor emails
You spend all day chasing vendor quotes and fighting with ERP data. We have software that does both.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a vendor is lying to your face in person.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software reads your incoming quotes and logs them automatically.
Month 4
Robotic process automation pushes purchase orders directly to the database.
Month 8
Live data feeds replace your static manual Excel tracking sheets.
Month 13
Vendors submit data directly into our structured, non-human portal.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full autonomy and your login credentials expire.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
142
Emails per day
84
Spreadsheet tabs
Infinity
Vendor excuses ignored
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale ergonomic mouse.
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